I wake up daily with convictions that I'm a step closer to puzzle out the conundrum of life; well my life. Ambitiously, I drive my pursuit in incessant dedication. No such luck today. In fact things have been weird today. May I bore you with the details? Very well I will. Today my mind was plunged into an abyss. It was dramatic, it was surreal. Who would have thought that an ice queen with a greedy hold on self control could get swept into the emotional roller coaster, which besiege common folks of unstable minds. The hubris in me has been shaken.
Sneering my nose condescendingly at the goo-goo eyed race, I pride myself on being brisk but stoic; mundane but astute. Alas, how the mighty has fallen. It was inconceivable and very much disconcerting. What to do? what to do? Ah, I know. I scheduled an emergency meeting with my head, mind and the boss ladies on my chest. We needed to figure it out- we needed to have a conversation about this preposterousness.
Here's the breakdown of the discussion:
Mind: What's this gibberish? How did the red eyed trickster with arrows get in?
Head: No such luck pal. I can tell the difference between the hollow muscular organ that pumps blood through the circulatory system and cupid's arrow. Get your mind out of the gutter. It's just ventricles, atria and vessels at work.
Boss Ladies: LOL!!! Serious much huh? Well my skin doesn't break out in goosey bumpy exhilaration from the slow paced rhythmic contraction and dilation of your organ. No ma, this rumba is supersonic and I LIKE IT. :D
If there's any indication from that published conversation, well this is an affirmative statement; YES- yes my wit and sanity have gone awry, and common sense is threatening to take a hike. I'm going to hop on my train, curl up in my berth, and take you down nightmarish lane as I recall ghosts of beaus past, present and future.
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